Diary

Day 9

What an eventful day

We set off in pretty high spirits, and then Matts rear mech decided to explode, shattering a piece of metal off the bike as the chain slipped.  This would have basically meant the end of the road for Matt as there was no bike shop in Tain, the nearest being in Aberdeen and it was a Sunday.  But the exceptionally nice owners of Heatherdale B&B leant us one of theirs from their garadge, meaning Matt could continue.  It made little to no difference as the headwind all day meant we averaged just 13.3 mph today.  However, when Matts gears slipped and he stalled a little, Phill went straight into the back of him (as we were in a mini peloton) and hit the deck pretty hard, cracking his helmet and taking a load of skin off his elbow and knee.  But he's a hero, so managed the rest of the day without complaining.  The scenery was great, as was the weather, but the headwind made things less enjoyable.  We had a massive climb out of Helmsdale and then another one a few miles on, that took a bit out of us.  Lunch was pretty quick, and then the weather clouded over a little as we got closer to Wick.  We past the northern most Tesco in the country with less joy than we expected, mainly because the wind was really blowing.  However, as more and more sea appeared and land became more barren, it dawned on us we were nearly there.  The signposts said 9 miles, 7 Miles, 5 miles, 3 miles and then "Welcome To John o'Groats" greeted us (as did Gav our driver for the return home).  We crossed the finish line in a row, just as we started 910 miles ago, and we were done.  A few beers, some beer, some Cava and a load of photos later and we were squashed into a Pug 306 on the way back to Inverness.  We stayed in a Hostel and had a Chinese with a few beers before hitting the hay a little drunk and very satisfied with what we had accomplished over the last 9 days. 

Total Day Mileage: 86.4 Miles

Total Trip: 910 Miles
Total Trip pedal rotations from the team: 1,274,000 rotations (approx!)
Total Trip calories consumed on the move (Bars and Gels) : 233,310
Total Bikes used: 5
Punctures: 0 (thats 0 punctures in 7280 miles (2 wheels for each member))
Total dead deer: 6
Total ManBearPigs: 1 

Total "Thats what she said" comments made: unknown (in the 1000s)

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Day 8 (one day to go!)

We had a sh## night sleep thanks to Man-bear-Pig (half man half bear half pig) sleeping in the same room and snoring his head off ALL night long, the boys had about 2 hours sleep each. However, another bonnie day in glorious Scotland, blue skies -not many hills - awesome (and some) scenery. The boys covered a total of 99.9 miles today from Fort William to Tain.

The route took them all the way along the Caledonian Canal from Fort William, past Lock Lockie, Loch Oich and then Loch Ness, into Inverness, over the Moray Firth Bridge, over Back Isle, over the Cromarty Firth Bridge and into Tain (they must be near the end because they are now on page 57 in my road map and John O'Groats is on page 63 (am I sad or what!).

They had a fairly strong headwind throughout the day, however by taking turns at the front with everyone else in the slip stream it was a piece of pi##, again! Along the route they saw at least 2000 rabbits (Sam's estimate!) which did not move when cars went past them but as soon as the boys arrived they all dived for their burrows. Tonight they stay at a guest house in two twin rooms - luxury. The worst bit however is that they are right next to the Glen Morrangie Distillery, but aren't drinking!

Apparently, the further they get the easier it becomes - if you are thinking of doing this ride Sam's advice is make sure you train beforehand and keep off the booze before the trip, it has really paid off for them.

Another roadkill deer, this time mostly intact.

A total of 825 miles in the saddle, and still no punctures (don't forget to touch wood).

Sam has asked me to thank every one for logging onto the web site and texting/calling them, it means a hell of a lot to them to know so many people are supporting them. They will update the photo's and blog when they get back to London, so log on early next week for the full review

Last leg tomorrow - John O'Groats

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Day 7 - Killearn to Fort William (west end of the caledonian canal)

Back to Sam's dad, sorry!

The boys are now well and truly in bandit country - the highlands of scotland. The scenery is 'awesome'. They have totaled 99.4 miles today, averaging 15.1 miles per hour (seems slow but you should see the hills!) They cycled past Glencoe Ski area - no snow - no lifts open, situation normal then for any time of year. Tempting fate yet again, still no punctures with a total combined miles of 2800. They are staying at the Fort William YHA tonight in a 8 berth room (apparently its not 4 blonde babes, its a 40 year old couple, and a coffin dodger!). The YHA is next ot the 'Neptune Staircase. which is a flight of locks on the canal.

Bits of minor roadkill, but one notable bit of gore, another deer, this time with its neck bent at a really odd angle, split open with most of its entrails hanging out - barbeque time, mmm venison!!

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DAY 6 - Carlisle to Killearn (north of Glasgow)
Started off in Carlisle after a fair bit of faffing and a technical (new chain for Matt) and got on the way to Scotland. Posed for a picture at the boarder and then pushed on through. We took in the whole of the A74, which is a nice road but dull as dishwater on a bike. We played a few games to pass the time, then played with a bit of roadkill (we worked out that it was a deer...it was all kinds of dead!!!). We lunched in Abingdon service station then carried on towards Glasgow on the A7076. Chris nearly fell off and we had a go at breaking some guys leg in heavy traffic as well. Once on the outskirts, we pretty much got completely lost. We had Suzie, the teams new best friend, to guide us though Hamilton towards Glasgow (Suzie being sams SatNav phone voice lady strapped to his handle bars with electricity tape). The last 20 miles of the day took forever, dodging our way through traffic in Glasgow (and not the pretty parts of Glasgow, more the hell on a rough night parts). However, the scenery out of Glasgow towards Killearn was worth the pain...it is spectacular here, and the weather is holding out pretty well. We are being hosted by the McCreadies (Emily, Bill and Sarah) and have just finished a feast of homecooked lasagne, salad and rhubard crumble. Tomorrow...Fort William
Total Distance: 117.3
Time in Saddle: 8h07mins23secs
Victims: 4
Roadkill: Most of a deer, tonnes of rabbits and a few UFOs (unidentified fluffy objects)
Bugs eaten: 8...nutritious!
Near death experience: 1 for Chris

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Day 5 - Preston to Carlisle

Cheers for fillling in Sams Dad. We set off from Preston early as we had a number of photo shoots to do around the city (we are THAT hot). After fighting off the press and the fans blocking the roads, we made our way fairly steadily towards Kendal, with one small technical for Matts chain. Shap stood in our way. We had heard a lot about Shap being a killer etc...but honestly...if you can do 100 miles of Cornwall with 9 miles of Dartmoor thrown in within one day...Shap is a piece of pi**! We destroyed it! We had lunch in Penrith (80 miles in) and got over taken by a woman on her shopping bike on the way to the gym...it was hilarious. We made it into Carlisle, bought Matt a chain in Halford and set out to find our accomodation for the night. It was in an industrial estate and looked like an abandoned school. So we opted for the Premier Inn, some ordered-in pizza and the football (Ronaldo is a lucky bas**rd)
Total Distance: 105.7
Time in Saddle: Unknown because we cannot be bothered to go down stairs and check.
Victims: we were victims, so we do not deserve to mention them.
Roadkill: few bits and pieces herfe and there, nothing mentionable

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DAY 4 - Leominster to Preston
Today started off at light speed out of Leominster early doors as we had a big distance to cover. The terrain was ideal for banging out the miles, and we got to Shrewsbury in next to no time. Matt managed to fall over...again..but its cause his ankles are pretty screwed so we cannot laugh...too hard. Lunch was had in a place called Whitchurch, and it was pretty tasty. From there, we hit the road hard again, pressing on through towards the north. We passed through Warrington ("A European Town" as the welcome sign helpfully informed us), through Wigan (where we were shouted at in something not resembling english in the slightest) and then arrived at Chez Halshaw in Whittle-le-Woods at around half six.

Total Distance: 115.8 Miles
Time in Saddle: 8 hours (give or take)
Abused: 4 times (three by cars, one by a "person" in Wigan)
Roadkill: Squirrel, beheaded duck and half a pigeon

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DAY 3 - Cheddar to Leominster

Had an awesome breakfast in our awesome hostel and got on our way by 9 today but Chris and Matt we in A LOT of pain, knees and achilles being the source of random shouts and screams. But being the heros that they are, we pulled into a Sainsburys just inside Bristol (20 miles from Cheddar) and bought the place out of deep heat, codeine, pain killers and supports. Half an hour to patch up and we were off again. Posed a bit on the bridge to Wales and then made our way through the Valleys. Chepstow to Monmouth is a great ride - basically an 18 mile down hill through a valley along the side of the river (if you have been to the Dordogne in France, its a bit like that). Lunch in Monmouth, no friends made due to excessive and badly time flatulence from MB and then on through Herefordshire. Past Hereford Town FC Stadium and out into the countryside again. Matt fell over. The Phil fell over. Took shelter in the YHA hotel, not as nice as Cheddar but still good. Went looking for a Somerfield and found that Leominster is another strange liitle place...but with a really good italian!

Total Distance: 88.45 Miles
Time in Saddle - 6.5 hours
Victims - 5 (3 old welsh boys doing a charity ride, one Asbo and some old dear who must have died when she got to the top of the hill we past her on)
Bugs swallowed: 2
Roadkill: 1 fresh badger, two squirrels and a pheasant.
Technical: Sam broke a spoke. It was probably unable to deal with the fury of the monster calves.

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DAY 2 - Princetown to Cheddar
We woke up after very very limited sleep, peeled (literally) off of the plastic mattress and got on the way for about 10. We took the Dartmoor fairly slowly, taking in some big climbs but enjoying it more than yesterday. We got out of Dartmoor within two hours and then went through some pretty nice country side. Up and down "6 mile hill" and then into Exeter. From Exeter onwards, we basically didn't have a climb. After the day before nothing can be a climb unless its at least 10%. A few injuries have started to creep in, mainly Chris and Matts knee (the right one on both of them) and Matts achilles. We had a fairly glamourous lunch outside a Texico petrol station in Taunton, but it was dam tasty! From there, its pretty much completely flat to Cheddar. We arrived in Cheddar fearing the worst. Plastic mattress and no bedding again??!! Hell no! En suite 4 man room, with pillows, sheets and everything! Amazing. And the said they would knock us up breakfast as well. In much higher spirits than this time yesterday we went down to the village, had a pub dinner and we in bed by 9.20!

Total Distance: 89.12
Time in Saddle: 6.31 hours
Victims: 1
Technicals: Matt had to get his gears looked at but nothing major

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DAY 1 - Lands End to Princetown (Dartmoor)
There is no reason to go to Cornwall with a bike. There just isn't. The place is full of huge uphills and what seemed a disproportionate amount of downhills. From Lands End to St Austell is not to bad. We took the standard photo (£12 to the bloke with the pole as its on private land) and set off pretty happy. Had a few ups and downs before lunch but we though we were doing well. We were. Lunch in, we started off towards Tavistock, and the hills started. There would be a fairly long and steep uphill, maybe a little bit of downhill as a pay off and then more up. This went on for about 30-40 miles. Gunnislake (not sure on the spelling) was a ridiculous climb out. We got to Tavistock and thought we basically had a bit of hill and then a few miles to our destination in Dartmoor. This was in actuallity 4-5 miles of climbing Pork Hill (giggidy) which is a hard hill at the best of times, but after close to 100 miles of Cornwall in the books, it was like hell on earth. Seriously...never do it. We arrived in our "accomodation" at about half seven to find it was 4bunkbeds with plastic sheets and no bedding. Pretty much a massive kick in the already chaffed b**ls. However, we had no choice, so dumped our stuff, had a fairly nice dinner in a pub the whole village seemed to be in (including a pretty tasty waitress). Then we "went to bed". Phil reckons he got around 15 mins sleep in total. We used an arrary of bags, jackets and socks as pillows and slept in our clothes. Oh, and because we are using carbo bars and gels to keep us going on the bikes, the room stunk. It can only get better from here...we hope

Total Distance: 103.1 miles
Time in Saddle: 8.05 hours
Victims (people overtaken under their own power): 2
Bugs swallowed: 3

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DAY 0

We made the 5.5 hour journey from Paddington to Penzance, eating half of Sainsburys/M&S on the way. We had a short cycle from there to Sennen, which is 0.5 mile from Lands End to our destination, the Mayon Farm B&B...which is awesome! Cream tea, scones (which are prob the best we have tasted) and a massive wood fire...oh and free white slippers!. We had dinner at "The First Inn in England" which was rammed full of people. Managed to get an interview with the local radio as well! All in all, we are pretty happy and feel good about the days to come.

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